It’s me! It’s definitely me.
It’s also you. I note that you are not writing a poem a day. You don’t have to at all, I just thought I’d even the blaming field
Normies get to rest and reflect during Lent
People in ministry do not
People with side hustles never rest
People who pray 2 hours a day are resting but also
Those 2 hours are not spent writing poems
I dreamt last night Led Zeppelin got back together
My friend Chris got us tickets; I brought the cat
The show was so packed we couldn’t actually sit where we could see it
But sometimes we had an opportunity to poke our heads through a hatch & see the stage up close
The opening act was some sort of conga number with a guy dressed as Jesus
When it was my turn to look in the hatch, Jesus looked right at me & winked
The next part of the dream was a CSI type explanation of cat whisker function
This is when I woke up & realized that the “dream” was purgatory
This is a terrible poem, but it may also be my best