Don’t You Wish Your Girlfriend Made Pork Like Me

Here is the porkloin after it was rested & sliced into medalions, with the carmelized mango ginger chutney for sauce, & mashed naters (potatoes to you humans). Rick inhaled his. No shit, he had twice as much food as me & it was gone not ten seconds after I took this picture of mine. That’s the highest compliment a girl can get. Imma have an apple now. This meal had NO fibre.

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One thought on “Don’t You Wish Your Girlfriend Made Pork Like Me

  1. Carter Dotson says:

    Oh god, why did you have to remind me of that wretched song. The Pussycat Dolls can all just burn in hell.

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